good quality only minor preference issues very good quality product, the color isn’t exactly right (lighter than it looked on the website) and the part where the flap was removed is a little harsh and jagged, but otherwise no issues

Grammas metawurst Grammas metawurst Perhaps the most innovative, comfortable and creative packers ever seen on the market. Gramma said dysphoria BEGONE, and thus, the metawurst was born. Trans pride you can shove down your pants and wear! Paint job is beautiful. Thank you gramma.

10/10 dick in a box I waited to review for a bit to make sure I had an informed opinion about my new packer, but I can say it's excellent. The material has a unique texture but very soft and skin like without having to worry about talc powder/corn starch. Easy to clean, though you do need to be gentle if you're drying your packer off with a cloth as I guess I managed to pull a bit too hard on the shaft and it caused a couple of very hairline rips. I do wish I had known a bit better before that, but I hope this information can help others in the future. Other than that the outer texture is very squishy and does have a very skin-like texture. Paint job is very lovely, I went with realism and I give it a 10/10. (So much so that I realized very embarrassingly I should keep my door shut if I ever leave it on my desk haha). I personally have sensitive skin which is why I opted to save up and get a silicone packer, and this doesn't irritate any of my skin. It doesn't pull or catch with the skin tab and have had no chafing. For me personally as this is my first silicone packer & professionally produced packer, I think it also looks more natural in the pants. It doesn't take a lot of fiddling or adjusting or fixing to look natural without looking like you've got a half boner all day lmao.

Absolutely fantastic products and… Absolutely fantastic products and customer service. Thank you so much

Awesome! But... There is a lot I liked about this packer! The paint job and level of detail was really impressive, and the size was very comfortable for me, esp. since so many packers out there are bigger than I would prefer. Unfortunately, after owning this packer for only a few months, it started to rip significantly in two areas, which would collect lint that I wasn't able to remove without worsening the tears. I purchased one of their Patch Kits, which mended the rips, but after a few more months they opened again-- I tried to use the Patch Kit again, but it was not as effective this time, and the tears have worsened to the point where I am anxious about being able to successfully wash/sanitize the packer without further damaging it :-( Not sure if their newer models suffer from this problem, but the lack of durability for my packer was a big disappointment for me.